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CHICKEN

Chicken in the most common form.

Chicken== Chicken is nature's fruit. It's probably the most underrated thing in the world. Chicken is the most delicious thing on the Earth. Some people are even known to have fetishes for chicken. For example, Jake Martin, from Degrassi.




ProcessEdit

There is not much of a known history about chicken. But, the wonderful food that you put in your mouth starts out as an egg. While in the egg stage, you can kill the tiny chick that's growing inside of there and use it for your own selfish needs, such as scrambled eggs, never giving the baby chick a chance at life. Scrambled eggs are okay, but not nearly as good as chicken. After the egg hatches, a small baby chick is born. When the chick gets older, it turns into a meal. A lot of places don't kill chickens in a humane way (Such as KFC, but come on, KFC is so delicious) but some do. After the chicken is dead, they will pluck each feather one by one and chop the head off. Then, they do some other nasty things that I won't get into detail about. Afterwards, the chicken is packaged up and sent to where ever it is going. Lets use KFC for example. After they recieve the innocent slaughtered animal, they will cook it and add special ingridients and such to make this godly meal.

Most Popular Ways to Cook ChickenEdit

Some of the most popular ways to chicken are:

Ways to Cook ChickenEdit

These are many ways in which chicken is prepared:

  • Bake
  • Poach
  • Brown
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    Stir-Fry chicken.

  • Braise
  • Stir-Fry
  • Saute
  • Roast
  • Fry
  • Slow cook
  • Grill
  • Jerked


A Chicken LegendEdit

It's been said for many years now, that people of African-American Culture are the ones who love chicken the most. That has been proven false though. Yes, black people do like chicken. But white people like chicken just as much as they do. Take Jake Martin for example. He's a white Canadian and is probably one of the biggest lovers of chicken in
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